Pricey Pets/Weekly Roundup

by joeplemon on January 16, 2010

in Weekly Roundup

I ate $400. Do I look sorry?

How much do your pets cost?  After reading these stories (from Dave Ramsey’s Newsletter) you might appreciate yours a bit more.  Enjoy.

Dog Eats $400

Yesterday, our dog Bauer ate $400. Actually, it was $378.18. And it was in check form. But still.

I was in the other room for two minutes (120 seconds!), and somehow he managed to find three checks lying on my dining room table, grab them, eat them, and hop back up on the couch looking all sweet and innocent.He would have gotten away with it, but I found part of a check on the floor when I walked into the room. My guess is that he was in mid-snack when he heard me approaching. So he quickly abandoned ship and headed for the safest, most guiltless looking place he could find—the sofa.

Of course, I couldn’t stay mad at him for long. In fact, I’ve gotten quite a few laughs from the matter. The insurance claims department had some laughs, too, when I called to explain the situation. Thankfully, they switched my account to automatic deposit and reimbursed me for the checks. And I learned my lesson about leaving money on the dining room table!

$200 for a Bird X-ray

We bought a pet bird, and about a month later, he got spooked and attempted to leap off my shoulder. He was just learning to fly and was not good at it, especially since his wings were trimmed. It was 8 p.m. on a Saturday night, but he was bleeding, so we ended up at an emergency vet where they did an x-ray. Two hundred dollars later, we left with the funniest x-ray I’ve ever seen. He was fine, but it was an expensive foray into the world of pet ownership. —Better than I deserve

Cat Caught in Box Spring

This happened to a family member of mine. Their cat found a small hole in their box spring and got up in there. Somehow, he got caught up in the springs (he was a long-haired cat), and they had to cut apart and destroy the box spring to get the cat out. The cat was fine, but they had to buy a new box spring. —I’m not normal

Three Weiner Dogs and A Squirrel = $3,000 Damage

Three dachshunds chased a squirrel into the engine of a friend’s car. They did $3,000 of damage to the car getting to the squirrel. My friend knew it was the dogs that did it, because the three of them were covered in grease, and a dog collar was under the hood.

$500 for a Lost Cat Fight

My cat got out one Saturday evening and rolled in the next day with the biggest swollen eyeball I have ever seen. Clearly, he was in a fight and lost. He weighs 29 pounds and doesn’t move fast at all. So off to the vet we went, and it was a long weekend. We spent two hours driving to the vet, paid an on-call fee and a long-weekend fee, and had some fancy test that told us yes, he had a scratched eyeball. Then there was salve that he hated, a long drive home, and he used my bed for a litter box in protest of his treatment, I guess. Total bill? Over $500.

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